Infrequently Asked Questions

"Just like normal FAQs, but better!"

What's the first word that comes to mind when I say, “el sacapuntas?”

Yes! We love questions with words from other languages!

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If cows could fly, would it still be called ground beef?

Ahhh… the great ”[what] if”... hopefully we can shed some light on this for you all.

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Do you know the muffin man?

Yeah. We know the Muffin Man. Oh, wait… are you talking about the one from Drury Lane, or the “other” one?

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What first word(s) did you speak as a toddler?

De do do do, de da da da is all I want to say to you. (Now, there’s an album with some really bad artwork…)

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If you could break any bone, which one would it be?

Seriously, think about it… makes you wonder.

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